Downing jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.