Downing jokes
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."