The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie.. nothing much they both dribble,moan,hungry,walk weirdly and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
What’s a kid with Down syndromes favorite candy... Grunts
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I don't struggle with depression-like at this point I have it down I'm good at depression
Call me an elevator, because I let people down..
When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
