Graceful Descent

The person is saying they haven't hit rock bottom in a bad way, they are implying they have sunken to a low point in a graceful and elegant way, like Mary Poppins who famously floats with her umbrella. It's funny because hitting rock bottom is usually a negative thing but they are trying to make it sound like a smooth transition.

• Rock Bottom
• Mary Poppins
• Sadness
• Rock
• Fall
• Parachute

• I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
• I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
• I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
• Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.