What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
your so ugly when you went to the makeup store it shut down
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20 . Jill come down with $40 Fucking Whore !!!!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
Down Syndrome is already a joke
Last time i talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Named my dog syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say “get Down syndrome”
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
me: *gets down on one knee*
girlfriend: omg, it's finally happening
me: *falls over*
girlfriend: the poison is kicking in
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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