Downing jokes

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?

So he doesn't roll back down!

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!