Downing jokes
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Down syndrome sucks!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.