Downing jokes
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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