Downing jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮