Penaldo song π΅π΅π΅
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, whatβs going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, βGuess this isnβt your day, is it?β
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, βThatβs arson.β
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
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My dad said people shouldnβt get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
I would tell a joke, but Iβm sad my dad died in 9/11. Heβs the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, βPut a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.β But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, βWell teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!β
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
