Downing jokes

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"

She replies with, "These are my headlights."

He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."

So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."

Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

What did the mongol say to his dog?

Down syndrome!

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.