Downing jokes

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.