Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
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why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
What do you call two gay Irishman?
Patrick Fitz gerald, and Gerald Fitz patrick
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
*A priest walks into a wine store*
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
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