What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
Q. what do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head? A. An ambulance.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
