DoS jokes
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.