DoS jokes
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.