DoS jokes
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?\n\nTwo kids having fun in the barn.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."