What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
What Do You Call A Cleaning Skeleton
The Grim Sweeper
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife? He wiped.
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs A: A creepy crawly
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
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What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
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What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
