Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
what do you call a plane with no wings? Sally
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water
Because dad never came back with the milk
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
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What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?
Vegetable soup
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What do you call and autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india .
a wednestday
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
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I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
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