DoS

DoS jokes

Infidelity

My wife cheated on me with my brother.

She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.

Fur

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Memes

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Dad

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Clock

What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.

Suicide

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

Line

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Girl

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!

Depression

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

Stereotype

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

Math

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.