DoS jokes
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Memes
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata