DoS jokes
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
Memes
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.