Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
DoS Jokes
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
