DOS jokes

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

dfg.