Door jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Memes
Double it and give it to the next person
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
When I was 17, my momâs door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didnât expect her to come back so early.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
My last relationship ended because I didnât open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.