Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
what do u call a mexican door
dora
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night I did not
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
