One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Knock knock, Whos there? Dad You came back?
Women be like chivalry is dead then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
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Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night I did not
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door? He strained himself.
What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: "You dingus!"
mom: im going to the shop if somone is on the door dont open me: ok *ring* me: opens oh sh*t mom: gets flip flop
knock knock - whos there ? smell mop -- smell mop who----
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hi larr by larry
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
Your family is so poor when you knocked the door for money I offered you a penny and when you knocked again the rock answered and knocked you out
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
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I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
