Handle

Handle Jokes

God

If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

Perk

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

Micheal Jackson

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Car

    Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

    Mug

    What do you call a cup with a handle?

    A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(

    Grenade

    Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?

    They'll end up only throwing the pin.

    Building

    Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

    “Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

    “Why is that?”

    “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

    Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

    People

    Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

    Sausage

    Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.

    Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

    "Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"

    "Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."

    When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.

    The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.

    After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."

    "How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"

    Perk

    Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

    Because he can't handle all six perks.

    Job

    A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"

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