What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.🥁
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Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
what do u call a mexican door
dora
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
