What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Handle Jokes
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Your forehead is so big that it couldnât handle an acute angle.
Bin Ladenâs kid comes sad from school.
âDad, I got an F in Geography class!â
âWhy is that?â
âThe teacher asked me whatâs the tallest building in New York and I said âEmpire State Building.ââ
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, âLet dad handle this one.â
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"