Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Your welcome Hehehehe😛😛😛
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not sally
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole 😎
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy
Knock, knock. -- "Who's there?" -- "Ash." -- "Ash who?" -- "Bless you."
Knock Knock Who’s there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn’t know you could yodel
knock knock? Who's there? French French who? French frise!
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
How do you get into hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call a room with no doors?
----> [] get in the door
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"