Door jokes

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Deez.

Deez who?

Deez nuts!

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar!

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

"Knock knock."

"Come in."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.