Door jokes

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar!

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Deez.

Deez who?

Deez nuts!

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.