Door jokes

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

"Knock knock."

"Come in."

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar!

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!