Door jokes
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.