Door jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock knock."
"Come in."