Door jokes

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Deez.

Deez who?

Deez nuts!

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

"Knock knock."

"Come in."

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!