a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
-boner.
#babyjokes
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
knock knock lettuce in
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
knock knock, who's there, olive, olive who, olive you a lot!
Knock knock - Who's there? - The door bell repairer
Knock-knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
knock knock who's there? cow cow who? cow don't go who they go moo
knock knock! is that daddy No but im about to be so get on your knees
