Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
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“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
Knock, Knock Who's there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Agh. Never Mind. Its pointless.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
Knock knock who’s there dooris dooris who dooris locked that’s why I’m knocking
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One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
