Door jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.