knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
what do u call a mexican door
dora
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: "You dingus!"
knock knock - whos there ? smell mop -- smell mop who----
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Women be like chivalry is dead then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
-->[] go through the door if you can
Knock knock, Whos there? Dad You came back?
hi larr by larry
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said "An administrator has banned you from heaven"
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead.
Matt, "Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife"
Priest, "how so?"
Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything just rubbed each other, that's all"
Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box"
Matt, "okay i promise not to see her again"
Then Matt walks out the door
Priest, "Hey I saw you! you didn't put any money in the donation box!!"
Matt, "Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in"
