Dont jokes
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
I don't know, I don't have one.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.