Dont jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Bruh, don't be punny.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.