Dont jokes
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.