Dont jokes
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.