Dont jokes

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.