Dont jokes
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.