Dont Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...

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dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same

you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away

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dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement

What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.