Dont Jokes

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

why dont you see black people with down syndrome? Because god doesnt punish someone twice

Why can't oraphans play basball?

because they dont know where home is

I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane

jamal- dads CAN grow on trees joseph

joseph- no they dont

jamal- yes they do. ive seen it

joseph- ...... thanks not what you thought it was

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*

what TV shows orphans dont like? family guy

What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?

I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...

At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?

Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.

Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall

if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree

why dont vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy

dont make fun of the emo kid or he’s gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...