why cant orphans be gay? they dont have a closet to come from
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.
my name is ethan and i dont find this funny
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
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Friend: wana hear a joke
other Friend: sure
Friend: pussy
other Friend: i dont get it
Friend: and you never will
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
dont be sad because thats das backwards and das not good
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
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i would make a dad joke, but i dont have a dad to joke about.
Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence
whats life if you dont have one...
dont do sucide that shit kills
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
