Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
whats life if you dont have one...
i would make a dad joke, but i dont have a dad to joke about.
Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DONT WANNA SAY THIS, BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU
Roses are red vilots are blue a face like yours bo in a zoo dont worry ill be there with you but not in the cage but laughing at you
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
Friend: wana hear a joke
other Friend: sure
Friend: pussy
other Friend: i dont get it
Friend: and you never will
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
