Dont jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.