Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
why cant orphans be gay? they dont have a closet to come from
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.
my name is ethan and i dont find this funny
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
dont be sad because thats das backwards and das not good
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.
dont do sucide that shit kills
