Dont Jokes

Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

Bc They make the toys

THE BEST! joke in the world is me

Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

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This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3

Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!

Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.

So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair

he was getting bullied alot so i came up

And said why dont you stand up to those bullies

So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!