dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
i made it DONT COPY!!!
i dont struggle with depression, im used to it
I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potato's." *SMACK*! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, "what would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatos" said suzie *SMAACK*! she slapped suzie. "Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?" Well.... I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.
Bully: i bet ur dick is so small when u look down you cant see it
Guy: i dont, i see ur mom
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
