Dont jokes
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Memes
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"