Dont jokes

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

Girlfriend: No.

Boyfriend: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

Boyfriend: No, I don't.

NEXT MINUTE

The man could hear banging.

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?

Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.

Son: I hate you!

Why can orphans only use Samsung?

Because they don't have a home button.

Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.

Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.

Me: "/"

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

She walks away and says ok.

The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"