Dont jokes
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Memes
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!