Dont jokes
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.