Dont jokes
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?