Dont jokes
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
experiment
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.