Dont jokes
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!