Dont jokes
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Peasants
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!