Dont jokes
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.