Dont jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
No, I don't want to.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?