Dont jokes
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!