Dont jokes
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
experiment
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.