Dont jokes
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."