Dont jokes
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!