Dont jokes
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!