Dont jokes
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.