Dont jokes
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!