Dog Jokes

I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!

Why did elsa dog ran away Because she let it go

My dog used to chase people on a bike alot. It got so bad,I finally had to take his bike away.

Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Disabled

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it

Why can’t an orphan have a dog it always runs away

What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶

I named my dog Chicken......

I love eating chicken

I NAMED MY DOG J AND everyone thought I SAID JAM

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner

Just ate a tasty steak

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

yeah it was a shit zhu

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.

People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)