What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Dog Jokes
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
