Junkyard jokes
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
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How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
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What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.