Junkyard jokes
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.