Junkyard jokes
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.