Dog

Dog Jokes

Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog

What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.

A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”

What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

1

I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage