What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
What is the difference between a tree and a dog? A dog can walk and a tree can not walk
mom: there is so much of the dogs dirty ball marks. me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
Ok One time I there was my dog But then the dog It fell
Then I fckd my dog hard in the a$$
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
i called my dog j thaey said jone
I NAMED MY DOG J AND everyone thought I SAID JAM
we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food
Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog
why did the dog cause the fight
because it was a bulldog
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
:(
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
Dog walks into a bar.. & Sez to bartender . I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..
