Dog jokes
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.