Dog

Dog jokes

Child

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Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

Dad

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I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.

Zoo

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Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

Police Dog

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If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

Sex

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

Category

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What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Tail

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

Pet

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

Fire

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This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Cat

What did a cat say to the dog?

"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"

Redneck

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If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!