i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut em'
My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
My Friend made a joke about a dog I said it was a RUFF joke
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
what do dogs do that trees don't do? AN: They bark
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There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
when my dog barks he gets ruff
When My do starts to bark he starts to get ruff
Do you know Hellen Keller Yes Did you know she had a dog...... Neither did she
