What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
I called my dog J. They said, "JonΓ©."
Why did the dog πΆ wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. π
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school π« I have for kids dinner π΄ was that I had dinner π΄ night night dinner π΄ night is what time it when we went and get the dog πΆ night and dinner π΄ night I love π it is the one βοΈ I did not have time today
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!