Dog

Dog Jokes

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.

American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"

Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"

German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐢 night and dinner 🍴 night I love πŸ’• it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.