Doesnt jokes
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me." "What was your first impression on him?" "I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”