Doesnt jokes

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?

Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Where’s the English Channel?

Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.