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Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.
Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."