Doesnt jokes
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Off brand Hollow Knight
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.