Doesnt jokes
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.