Doesnt jokes
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...