Doesnt jokes
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD