Doesnt jokes
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!