Doesnt jokes
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!