What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why does michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What movie does an orphan hate? -No way home
What show does an orphan hate family feud.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
what does a cow say moo
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
