DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does my brother have no mom?