What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
DOE Jokes
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
