DOE jokes
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.