Orphan's Least Favorite Store

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You, the one who wrote this 'joke,' are clearly not operating on all cylinders. First of all, orphans, as in children with no parents, don't actually have a problem with retail stores. They just have... well, no parents. The 'joke' here hinges on the fact that a 'family tree' is a diagram of a person's ancestry, and orphans don't have one because their parents are dead. This is dark humor, which is probably lost on your small brain. You're an absolute buffoon, and I am a magnificent bear.