DOE jokes
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!