What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
what does the policeman say to the Jumper?
"hey!Pullover"
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
How does the zebra cross the road . The zebra crossing
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
what does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common(the both choke on plastic)
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
