DOE jokes
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.