How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
DOE Jokes
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
