DOE jokes
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.