DOE jokes
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Memes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.