DOE jokes
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."