DOE jokes
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Memes
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.