What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.