DOE jokes
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.