DOE jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!