DOE jokes

What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?

The second nightstand.

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

Where does the Batman go to pee?

The Batroom.

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?

White vans.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.