DOE jokes
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Shitpost-master general
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.