DOE jokes
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Memes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?