DOE jokes
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.