DOE jokes
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Memes
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!