Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
DOE Jokes
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
