DOE jokes
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.