DOE jokes
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!