DOE jokes
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why does this exist?
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"